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THIS IS THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR, DECADE, AND PROBABLY THE 
CENTURY.

 A Charlotte, NC lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars,
 then insured them against fire, among other things. Within a month, 
having
 smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having
 made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim
 against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars
 were lost "in a series of small fires." The insurance company refused to
 pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in 
the normal fashion.

 The lawyer sued.. and WON!

(Stay with me.)

 In delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company 
that  the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer
"held a policy from the company in which it had  warranted that the 
cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against 
fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable fire" and was
obligated to pay the claim. Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal
process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to 
the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires".

NOW FOR THE BEST PART...
 After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested 
on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the
previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of
intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months 
in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This is a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent 
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS.
 
 


Larry Grider, Corpus Christi, Tx


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